No no no, you wouldn't like it if it was fixed. It's...how do I put this...well, I might as well come out and say it! If it was working, you'd be an adorable fluffy rabbit right now.
[Merlin...why is Nier your test subject for this...]
Since it's broken, it's just a box now! You can keep it for the hassle.
no subject
[he'll hand it over without complaint.]
no subject
no subject
Merlin clicks his tongue in disappointment, and folds his arms.]
It's broken. I thought it might be.
no subject
If you thought it was broken, then why did you give it to me? If you need me to fix it, I can give it a shot...
no subject
[Merlin...why is Nier your test subject for this...]
Since it's broken, it's just a box now! You can keep it for the hassle.